Mad Lit No. 2

Like the first Mad Lit, you fill in the blanks to create a bizarre story, distorting a famous passage from literature.

Fill in the boxes below, following the instructions to the left of each box. You can tab from one box to the next. Of course, you can always click on any box to change an answer. When you're done, click the Submit Your Answers button and look for your masterpiece in a new window.  Don't click the See the Original Text button - that would be plagiarizing.

Choose a name of one syllable.
What is your first name, or nickname?
Choose another name (make it funny-sounding).
Choose a plural unit of time, such as "seconds".
 Choose a noun.
Choose another noun.
Choose a verb.
Choose a noun.
Choose a verb. 
Choose an adjective.
Choose a place.
Choose a body part.
Choose a verb ending in -ing.
Choose an adjective.
Choose a body part.
Choose an adjective.
Choose another adjective.
Choose a month of the year.
Choose a noun.
Choose an event.
Choose a plural noun.
Choose an adjective.
Choose a verb ending in -ing.
Choose a plural noun.
Choose a place.

 

This concept developed and then written in JavaScript by Frank Brooks, 2001.  I did it for fun; you can use it or edit it for fun.