Mad Lits

This is like a Mad Lib, where you fill in the blanks to create a bizarre story, only for this you're distorting a famous passage from literature.

Fill in the boxes below, following the instructions to the left of each box. You can tab from one box to the next. Of course, you can always click on any box to change an answer. When you're done, click the Submit Your Answers button and look for your masterpiece in a new window.  Don't click the See the Original Text button - that would be plagiarizing.

Choose a plural noun.
What is your first name, or nickname?
Choose a superlative, such as "largest."
Choose another superlative.  Hint:  It will be funnier if you choose the opposite of the first one.
Choose a subject of study, such as "geometry."
Choose another subject to study.
Choose a time period, such as "year."
Choose another time period.
Choose an animal.
Choose another animal.
Choose an emotion.
Choose another emotion.
Choose a physical position, such as "next to."
Choose another position.
Choose a place name, such as "Wisconsin."
Choose another place.
Choose a noun.
Choose another noun.
Choose a superlative.
Choose a plural noun.
Choose a past tense verb ending in "-ed."
Choose a color.
Choose another color.