The following is based on a children's book, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants, by Dav Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Now, pick the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name: Pick the correct letter a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
Now, use the last letter of your last name to determine the last half of your NEW last name: Pick the correct letter a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
Now click on the button to get your new, not-so-improved, name.